Four AI analysts.One email.Smarter every week.
Four AI agents — technicals, intel, risk, decision — screen every setup across SEC filings, Congress trades, price action, news and YouTube. The email only ships when the chain clears all four. Wins and losses rewrite the committee. Most days, silence.
Where the signal
comes from.
- —Price actiondaily
- —Volume profile
- —Volatility / ATR
- —Correlation vs SPY
- —20-day breakout
- —RSI reclaim 30
- —MACD bull cross
- —Vol contraction
- —Relative strength
- —Form 4 net buyinsider
- —Form 4 clusterinsider
- —Form 4 C-suiteinsider
- —Congress tradesSTOCK Act
- —Event + breakout
- —Event + momentum
- —Liquidity floor
- —Max drawdown cap
- —YouTube uploadsdaily
- —Research postsSubstack
- —News flowBBG·WSJ·FT
- —FinTwit pulseviral
Twenty-one sources in.
Most days, silence out.
The roadmap
is the room.
Mr Crumbs is built by its readers. Every feature starts as a suggestion in the Telegram room — reviewed by the dev team, shipped in the next sprint. No voting tokens, no bots, no filler. Post it. We read it. We build it.
Paper-traded since Jan 2026. Starting 1 Jun we publish the number every Friday — green when we beat SPY by ΔSharpe ≥ +0.3, red when we don’t. Live capital once the 6-month validation closes.
Paper, not backtest. No cherry-picked windows.
One portfolio live.
Three in the works.
Each volume is a separate portfolio with its own committee, cadence, and scorecard. Subscribe once — pick the ones that fit your book.
Small & micro-caps the committee keeps finding. The email only ships when the chain clears all four agents.
- Universe
- US small & micro-cap
- Holding
- 14–30 days
Large-cap trend riders with fresh technical breakouts.
- Universe
- US large-cap
- Holding
- 30–90 days
Regime-driven sector rotation — bonds, commodities, FX tilts.
- Universe
- Sector & macro ETFs
- Holding
- Multi-month
Event-driven positions around catalyst calendars and surprise factors.
- Universe
- All-cap US
- Holding
- 5–20 days
Every future volume publishes its own ΔSharpe. If one doesn’t earn its shelf space for two quarters, we close it — publicly.